I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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