Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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