these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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