Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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