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Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I am available for nakedness
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