Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
this hospital has no fireball
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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