I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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