I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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