I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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