shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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