you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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