she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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