I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We were destined to go to rehab together
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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