In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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