I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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