You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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