I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i came on her dog
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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