why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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