the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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