Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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