I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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