when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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