i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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