Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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