I'm lost and stupid without you.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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