Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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