Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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