Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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