And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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