I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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