How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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