I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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