I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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