Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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