I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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Do I have a choice?
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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