Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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