your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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