I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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