For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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