why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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