ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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