You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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