I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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