That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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