Sry I called you an 8
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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