I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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