I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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