I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
