People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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