what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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