Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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