she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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