well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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