quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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