Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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