the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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